A multinational conglomerate of exactly one early retiree building wildly over-engineered solutions to hyper-specific problems.
I retired early, which everyone assures me is the dream, and it mostly is. But it turns out that once you've reorganised the garage for the third time, a brain that spent decades solving problems for a living starts quietly inventing new ones. Mine settled on two: whether my phone would have signal at the top of whichever hill I was walking up, and whether my pension would still be there when I got back down. Both worries have since become the products below, which I'm told is called "entrepreneurship". The honest truth is that trying to make these things useful to other people is what keeps me useful — for a while at least, and that's really the whole point.
— ChrisGetting lost in the Scottish Highlands is a rite of passage. Getting lost without the ability to call Mountain Rescue — or worse, without Spotify — is completely unacceptable.
Trail Signal is a UK outdoor map that knows where your phone will stop working. It cross-references Ofcom's charmingly optimistic predictions with what phones actually measure out there — and then, the flagship trick: it taps you on the shoulder about 400 m before a dead zone, screen off, phone in pocket. "Last signal — dead zone ahead. Signal expected back in ~1.6 km. Send messages and make calls NOW."
Things that don't exist yet — we're being honest about that. Coming to Trail Signal in roughly this order, with no dates attached, because we have learned that particular lesson the way everyone learns it.
Under the hood: MapLibre, PMTiles, Capacitor, and a UK basemap we slimmed from 3.2 GB to 1.4 GB because restraint is technically a virtue.
Work in progress — currently being stress-tested on the one retirement we can't afford to get wrong: the founder's.
Am I going to run out of money before I run out of breath? That is the million-pound question.
Pension Planner (PensionTools) is a ludicrously powerful Progressive Web App designed to stress-test your pension drawdown strategy until it shatters. It simulates thousands of market futures so you can panic about going broke today, rather than 20 years from now.
My overarching corporate strategy is simple: If these apps can generate just enough revenue to cover my Cloudflare usage and AI API tokens, I will consider this a total corporate triumph. I operate with zero VC funding, zero meetings, and zero adherence to standard working hours.